on the 34s
on Friday night gets to the Tesco on great junction street there's three
guys and the moll with baby in the buggy plus assorted bags and a TV set
they start to pile on hold on says I you cannot bring a TV on to the bus ohh
you are fu***ng joking retorts one of them no says I we do not allow them
onboard (the TV) the other one says he's no effing joking the abuse begins I
radio control to check I am in the right the third Muppet starts to phone
the company I am getting it in the ear on the bus and some poor sod who
answered the phone is getting it down the phone line (if you are reading
this the person who answered the phone never knew you could get so much
abuse down one line hope you hung up on him) any way radio kicks in saying
we do not carry TVs (yeah small victory driver) on it goes we are fuc****g
homeless trying to get to calders you're company is a joke one says I got on
and ruined my thirty pound jeans the company done fuc* all about that either
the smaller one says if I keep the telly can they travel on the bus YES I
say mainly because of small child in the pushcair any way after more abuse
they decied not to travel great I shut the door to fat basta** and other
assorted abuse my thought went back to the thirty pound jeans and the TV I
work eight days oot of seven take all the abuse cant remember last time I
was oot my face like they where I pay my TV license up and wear 4.00 jeans
fae George who is the real muppet here [MAY '08]
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