TeenSpirit            

Typical thoughts of 17 year old coming on bus
1.show crumpled up daysaver to driver upside down
2.make your way upstairs to back of bus cos its cool-downstairs is for poofs only or women
3.pass  /throw daysaver out open window to mate still waiting in queue
4.take your position on seat not like normal person, but sideways cos its cool, and so effin what it isn't my seats that i have my smart wet trainers on.
5.converse with your mates at high pitch even though they are only 24 inches from you
6.get mobile out and start to play music OR put earphones in and turn volume up until blood comes out your ears and the constant boom,boom,boom is pissing off those outwith your company.
7.Cause as much aggro and annoyance using 4 letter expletives
8.throw objects around the bus for amusement and entertainment puposes
9.shout out windows at mate across street or bang on side windows to attract their attention
10.friday and sat nights get out the bevy and have a few beers with the mates discarding the empty bottles cans etc
11.pie supper that looked great in chippy no longer looks appealing thus discard it or better still- have a laugh with it using it as ammunition against your mates
12.times up and its coming to your stop so 5 of you all take it in turn to ring the bell 85 times each just so the driver knows you definately want off.
13.before bus leaves stop make stupid faces to everyone on the lower deck and for best effect bang the lower deck windows giving pensioners a heart attack.
my message to all the pondlife is piss off and stop trying to get on the bus for a half fare when you have been drinking a bottle of buckfast/chippy and you have just decided you dont have enough left to pay the £1.10.
 

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