Staff Surveys    

Over a course of 7 days all staff have been asked a series of questions and here are the results
1.58% eat baked beans reguarly
2.17% are in a same sex relashionship
3.4% admitted to having livestock sex
4.14% admitted to looking at online porn
5.86% denied question 4 (liars)
6.12% of men wear their wives /girlfriends/partners underwear
7.6% dont wear any undergarments
8.24% dont take a regular daily shower
9.32% wear their pants for 2 days or more
10.15% pick their noses whilst driving a bus (this is against company regulation rule 61 subsection 4a(parts 1 and 2) entitled 'wheels and snotty beaks'.
11.67% of all male employees thought their eastern european colleagues had better looking women rather than their fat arsed scottish compatriots!
12.Only 15% looked away when a short skirted /low cut topped woman came onboard.The others cheered

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