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While on the service 5 his and her jakies gets on the bus at the Bridges,throws around £2.50 off smash into the hopper and asks for the usual "Aw right mate, eh,2 Day Savers mate". checks the cash tells the tube he is short. well that was it, World War3 here we go. then i gets "You better get the Inspector to count it because i put £5.00 in there. i says no problem goes to push the button on the radio. (well i would,nt have pushed the button, lot off good the tubes in the control would be, useless). Anyway the female specimen steps forward and puts the rest off the money in the hopper i then issued the Day Tickets.So they go up the stairs calling me for everything. but they forgot to take the Tickets. So as you do ,i took the Tickets and waited for one off them to re-appear for them. they did,nt.Eventually I gets to london Road and hear the jakies, "Quick we will get off theres a 26 behind us." i pulls into the bus stop and as they off i get another mouthful."ya wanker" i sm!
ile and say too myself"i may be a wanker but i still have your 2 day tickets"revenge is sweet HAPPY DAYS
 

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