Havin a bad daaay!!!
think you've had a bad day
oan ma last bit clerwood eastfield an off when at corstorphine road a squad of
brats let off a load of stink bombs so advised by control off service to
central, pick up yer time at eastfield, so gets to princes st and i sees along
queue of traffic so i thought charlotte square and over the back to queen
st(forgetting OFF service)got too close to a damaged barrier when KERRRUNCH! wtf
wizzat? i ripped off a side panel whole... bastard!! a bit flustered i carried
on my way onto george st went first left to find the road blocked off... FUK'S
SAKE!! a thirty point turn later finally got to central "yurr no gettin a guid
bus" something new is that? so i only got as far as the exit CLUNK! fuel
starvation jeeeezus! eventualy got started hammers it down to eastfield CLUNK!
died completley foookinell!! so by the time that got sorted out bareley enough
time to ram a choc bar or two down my neck then back to kings road to do a 66
for a detail, lo and behold did i not come off an hour late coz o
fuckin road works (this is where the supposed headbangin incident took place)
wonder why i'm still on prozac mogadon and the odd bit of lsd?
'THANKS FOR TRAVELLING SCUMBUS'