DOCU-SOAPS and SANDY JACKANORY and PORN PEDDLARS
Just visited Marine for the first time in ages, and boy has it
changed.Im putting in for a transfer tomorrow. Spent 2 days on report and
thouroughly enjoyed myself. They should make a docu-soap about the place. Even
the moany fuckers are funny. Theres a fat driver who must have missed the
harpoons and was washed up on the beach and offered a job, thinks he's gods gift
to woman and is apparantly shagging another mans missus. LOVE TO MEET HER, and
her guide dog. Theres another driver with a beard, they call him TOWROPE, I
thought he was delivering a takeaway to the depot to start with until i saw the
uniform, he had 2 bags and a fucking cool bag full of grub, he had to sit at a
table by himself for the amount of food he had. I got chatted up by a
bird/bloke, who works behind the canteen, not bad looking but i think shes ate
all the bridies. I met Sandy Jackanory, talk, this CHAP cant stop, piss, piss,
and more piss, funny fucker. Also seen the porn pedlar, more p!
orn on his phone than you can shake a stick at, hes in the wrong job, should be
in amsterdam or summit, PERV. Who's the puppet in the front office, has he been
brainwashed or something, allways smilling, even shook my hand and welcomed me
to marine? LOVE THE PLACE, need to get back asap and meet more of the lothian
rejects, havn't stopped laphing since.................................
'THANKS FOR TRAVELLING SCUMBUS'