'COMMENDATIONS...'
a commendation a REAL ONE once again bastard 52's the weather was similar to
the flooding in parts of yorkshire last year, approaching the frogstone road i
sees a patrol van across the road, underwater you no go, you go bypass orf at
fairmilehead, so gets to the bypass you no go underwater, fuckinell wtf do i do
now? as you can imagine the radio was blocked solid so then i had a flash of
genius... hey fat boy why not go through lothianburn? BRILLIANT! so i tried to
let the control room know what was going on, please leave you service and route
number etc so i said ti awe the passengers "right!! cross my palm with silver
for the guided mystery tour" so that broke the tension a bit ...explained what i
was trying to do so eventually i got to fairmilehead ,radio goes and i blah blah
well done fat man. now got to the top of oxgangs and i was having problems
trying to keep the air pressure up, those of us who remember atlanteans will
know what i mean. so instead of taking my time coming down i...
was shall we say "driving less hesitantly" i came around the bend at the bottom
of the hill and here's a huge puddle with a car broken down, also one of lothian
and borders finest walking towards this car OH FCUK!! the bow wave went right
over him, the car and up the sides of the houses. quick glance in the mirror
sees this poor copper doing a dance, ahem! have a nice day officer awfy 'kin
sorry like ken shouldny huv been there anyway cnut!
eventually got back in about an hour and a half late thought no more about it.
trundles in next day, YOU!! BACK OFFICE NOW!! that's it gonna get hung arseflaps
clattering like castanets "err i've had this from head office A COMMENDATION FOR
ORIGINAL THINKING YESTERDAY WELL DONE" eh? errrm well like ok. apparently one of
the passengers had rung queen st the next day and demanded to speak to someone
from the "top" and was full of praise for the tact, and sense of humour i
honestly thought that poor sod i drowned was waiting for me... talk about releif!
brown trousers indeed!
PSYCHO
'THANKS FOR TRAVELLING SCUMBUS'