yet
another weird and wonderful story
on the 52's on day and i gets to queensferry road when a young boy and his
granny got on i looked at her and thought somethin no right here, so trots off
down to muirhouse when i hears a thump but thought no more of it.just got over
the bridge at granton when a passenger comes down "err driver there's somebody
lyin flat oot up there"
BUGGER!!! it turned out she was diabetic and had slipped into a coma (there's
irony for you look what happened to me) so hits the button "i say help rapidly
if you'd be so kind."
an ambulance turned up with somebody already in it, two minutes later the
paramedic land rover turned up, so while the medics are sortin her out i'm
tryin to get everybody transferred an thought "didn't have that many on board"
so then
the ambulance to cart her away arrived so i've got THREE around the bus, fuk's
sake!! then one of the local tribesmen put it so eloquently
"some cunt o a driver you mus be three fuckin ambulances ya fuckin psyco
bastard" then it dawned on me RIGHT YOU CUNTS IF YER NO WANTIN A BUS FUCK OFF
TO HELL OUT OF IT YA BASTARDS!!!
so some smart arse left a note on the wall of trap two get an ambulance to
follow me wherever i went. cunt.
psyco
